歪理

仔:媽咪,我唔要食呢個呀!
媽:唔得架, 牧師話唔食都要食架!
仔:都唔好食....
媽:牧師話食下食下就好食架喇!

媽:等媽咪錫一啖小柏咀仔先!
仔:(好興奮攬埋一舊)
媽:ar...都係唔好, 錫面好d.......
仔:係未怕H1N1呀?
媽:哈哈! 係呀, 錫咀仔會傳染H1N1架!

爸:因住整親媽咪呀!
仔:係未5566呀?
爸:咩5566呀?
仔:呢6號5樓呢...
爸:係未c5 6號床呀?
仔:係呀...